My dog, Rhino!

This is a story about my dog, "Rhino". He's a funny little pug that pretends to be cool. Take a look at the picture. You can't really tell, but the big green stuffed animal he's biting is a frog. I named the frog "Roy". Roy was the first toy I ever gave Rhino as a puppy. He LOVES Roy!!!

But here's the weird part. Whenever Rhino decides it's time to go to sleep, he walks over to Roy and bites him in the butt! He uses his front paws to grab the frogs arms. Then he opens his mouth as wide as he can, and chomps down on Roy's butt. Only then does he fall asleep. I don't know how anyone could fall asleep while biting a stuffed animal's fanny. I tried it just to make sure I wasn't missing out on something good. It tasted terrible! There's no way I could sleep with a stuffed animal crammed into my mouth.

Rhino chewed on Roy's bottom so much that he bit holes in it. Roy started leaking stuffing all over the house, so I had to throw him in the garbage. But Rhino was really sad! He didn't know what to do without Roy. He tried biting the butts of his other stuffed animals, like Oggy the octopus and Mister Dude the Zebra, but it just wasn't the same. So I drove down to Pet Smart and bought another frog. In fact, I had to buy a bunch of frogs because Rhino keeps chewing the butts off them! Right now Rhino is sleeping with Roy #5 wedged in his mouth.

So that's my dog, "Rhino the frog butt biter". I guess I better not dress up as a frog for Halloween, or he's gonna get me too!